San diego mayor scandal written update, oh my god, I heard it’s all going down today, March 12th, and I am literally shaking with anticipation, I was like, what’s happening, and then I saw the news, and I felt like my jaw just dropped, because, apparently, the San Diego mayor, who I thought was a really cool guy, is involved in some kind of scandal, and I’m like, how can this be, I mean, I’ve visited San Diego, like, a million times, and I love it, especially the Gaslamp Quarter, it’s so much fun, but, I guess, when you’re in power, you can get away with some pretty crazy stuff, like, I don’t know, maybe taking bribes or something, which, by the way, is totally not cool, and I’m pretty sure it’s against the law, or at least, it should be, because, I mean, we’re talking about the mayor of a major city, like, San Diego, which is, like, a huge deal, and, apparently, this scandal has something to do with the San Diego Zoo, which, let me tell you, is an amazing place, I’ve been there, like, five times, and I love the pandas, they’re so cute, but, I guess, the mayor was trying to, like, embezzle funds or something, which, again, is totally not okay, and I’m like, how could he do that, doesn’t he care about the city, or the people, or, like, the pandas, and, by the way, have you ever been to the San Diego Zoo, it’s, like, totally worth it, they have, like, so many animals, and the staff is, like, super friendly, and, oh yeah, they have a really cool Balboa Park, which is, like, right next to the zoo, and it’s, like, so beautiful, with all the gardens and the architecture, and, I swear, it’s, like, the perfect place to, like, relax and enjoy the day, but, anyway, back to the scandal, I heard it’s, like, really big, and it’s going to, like, blow up in the mayor’s face, and, I’m like, good, because, I mean, if you’re going to do something wrong, you should, like, get punished for it, and, by the way, I just learned that the mayor is, like, a big fan of Comic-Con, which, let me tell you, is, like, so much fun, I’ve been there, like, three times, and I love the cosplayers, they’re so creative, and, oh yeah, the panels are, like, really interesting, and, I swear, it’s, like, the perfect place to, like, meet new people and, like, learn new things, but, anyway, back to the scandal, I heard it’s, like, going to get even bigger, because, apparently, there are, like, more people involved, and, I’m like, oh no, this is, like, getting out of hand, and, I don’t know, maybe it’s, like, time for the mayor to, like, step down, or something, because, I mean, we need someone who, like, cares about the city, and the people, and, like, the pandas, and, by the way, have you ever been to La Jolla, it’s, like, so beautiful, with the, like, beaches and the caves, and, oh yeah, the Torrey Pines State Natural Reserve, which is, like, right next to La Jolla, and it’s, like, so amazing, with the, like, hikes and the views, and, I swear, it’s, like, the perfect place to, like, relax and enjoy the day, but, anyway, back to the scandal, I heard it’s, like, going to be, like, a really big deal, and, I’m like, oh no, this is, like, not good, because, I mean, we need someone who, like, cares about the city, and the people, and, like, the pandas, and, by the way, I just learned that the mayor is, like, a big fan of California, which, let me tell you, is, like, so beautiful, with the, like, beaches and the mountains, and, oh yeah, the San Diego Bay, which is, like, so amazing, with the, like, boats and the views, and, I swear, it’s, like, the perfect place to, like, relax and enjoy the day, but, anyway, back to the scandal, I heard it’s, like, going to get even bigger, because, apparently, there are, like, more people involved, and, I’m like, oh no, this is, like, getting out of hand, and, I don’t know, maybe it’s, like, time for the mayor to, like, step down, or something, because, I mean, we need someone who, like, cares about the city, and the people, and, like, the pandas, and, by the way, have you ever been to the USS Midway Museum, it’s, like, so cool, with the, like, ships and the planes, and, oh yeah, the Little Italy, which is, like, right next to the museum, and it’s, like, so amazing, with the, like, food and the culture, and, I swear, it’s, like, the perfect place to, like, relax and enjoy the day, but, anyway, back to the scandal, I heard it’s, like, going to be, like, a really big deal, and, I’m like, oh no, this is, like, not good, because, I mean, we need someone who, like, cares about the city, and the people, and, like, the pandas, and, by the way, I just learned that the mayor is, like, a big fan of tourism, which, let me tell you, is, like, so important, because, I mean, it’s, like, a big part of the city’s economy, and, oh yeah, the San Diego Convention Center, which is, like, so amazing, with the, like, events and the meetings, and, I swear, it’s, like, the perfect place to, like, meet new people and, like, learn new things, but, anyway, back to the scandal, I heard it’s, like, going to get even bigger, because, apparently, there are, like, more people involved, and, I’m like, oh no, this is, like, getting out of hand, and, I don’t know, maybe it’s, like, time for the mayor to, like, step down, or something, because, I mean, we need someone who, like, cares about the city, and the people, and, like, the pandas…
