San diego mayor scandal written update is blowing up everywhere, today, March 12th, and I heard it’s all about the latest drama that’s been unfolding at the San Diego City Hall, where apparently, the mayor got caught up in some shady dealings, or so I was told, but I’m like, what’s really going on, you know? As I saw on the news, it’s all very confusing, and I feel like I need to get to the bottom of it, like, what’s the real tea, you feel me? Anyway, I was talking to this guy, and he’s all, "dude, the mayor is in big trouble," and I’m like, "what trouble," and he’s all, "just wait and see," which, of course, made me super curious, so I started digging, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride, full of twists and turns, like a rollercoaster, you know?
I was like, walking around the Gaslamp Quarter, trying to get a feel for the atmosphere, and I saw all these people talking, whispering, and pointing, and I’m like, what’s going on, did something happen, and then I saw this newspaper headline, "San Diego Mayor Embroiled in Scandal," and I’m like, oh man, this is getting good, or should I say, bad, depending on how you look at it, you know? So, I started reading, and apparently, it’s all about some shady land deal, involving the San Diego Zoo, and I’m like, what, how does the zoo fit into all this, but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see, or maybe, just maybe, I’ll get the scoop, and be like, the first to know, haha!
I felt like I was on a mission, to uncover the truth, like a detective, or something, and I was like, talking to all these people, trying to get the inside scoop, and some of them were all, "we can’t talk about it," and others were all, "we don’t know anything," but I’m like, come on, someone must know something, right, I mean, it’s not like the mayor is, like, Abraham Lincoln, or something, all honest and stuff, although, I guess, you never know, maybe he is, but I doubt it, you know? Anyway, I was walking around La Jolla, and I saw this guy, who looked like he was, like, a total insider, and I’m like, hey, what’s up, and he’s all, "not much," but I’m like, come on, spill the beans, and he’s all, "okay, fine," and then he starts telling me all this stuff, about the mayor, and the scandal, and I’m like, whoa, this is big, like, really big, you know?
I was like, totally fascinated, by the whole thing, and I’m like, reading all these articles, and watching all these videos, and I’m like, trying to piece together, what really happened, and I’m like, talking to all these experts, and they’re all, like, "this is a classic case of," and I’m like, yeah, yeah, I know, but what about the California connection, and they’re all, like, "oh, that’s a whole other story," and I’m like, what story, tell me, and they’re all, like, "well, it’s all about the," and then they stop, and I’m like, what, come on, don’t leave me hanging, you know? So, I’m like, searching online, for more information, and I come across this article, about the Comic-Con connection, and I’m like, what, how does Comic-Con fit into all this, and I’m like, reading the article, and it’s all, like, really interesting, and I’m like, totally surprised, by the whole thing, you know?
I saw all these people, at the San Diego Convention Center, and they’re all, like, talking about the scandal, and I’m like, yeah, yeah, I know, it’s all over the news, but what about the, like, underlying issues, and they’re all, like, "what issues," and I’m like, come on, you know, the ones that led to the scandal, and they’re all, like, "oh, those issues," and I’m like, yeah, those ones, and they’re all, like, "well, it’s all about the," and then they start talking, about the history of San Diego, and I’m like, whoa, this is deep, like, really deep, you know? I was like, listening, and learning, and I’m like, trying to understand, the whole context, and I’m like, feeling, like I’m getting closer, to the truth, or at least, I hope so, you know?
I was talking to this guy, and he’s all, like, "dude, you won’t believe," and I’m like, try me, and he’s all, "okay, so," and then he starts telling me, this whole story, about the mayor, and the scandal, and I’m like, whoa, this is crazy, like, really crazy, you know? And I’m like, asking him questions, and he’s all, like, "yeah, yeah, it’s all true," and I’m like, what, how can this be, and he’s all, like, "just wait and see," which, of course, made me even more curious, so I’m like, searching online, for more information, and I come across this article, about the San Diego County connection, and I’m like, what, how does the county fit into all this, and I’m like, reading the article, and it’s all, like, really interesting, and I’m like, totally surprised, by the whole thing, you know?
I felt like I was, like, on a rollercoaster, or something, with all these twists and turns, and I’m like, trying to keep up, but it’s hard, you know, when there’s so much going on, and I’m like, talking to all these people, and they’re all, like, "we don’t know anything," but I’m like, come on, someone must know something, right, I mean, it’s not like the mayor is, like, Richard Nixon, or something, all secretive and stuff, although, I guess, you never know, maybe he is, but I doubt it, you know? Anyway, I was walking around Coronado, and I saw this guy, who looked like he was, like, a total insider, and I’m like, hey, what’s up, and he’s all, "not much," but I’m like, come on, spill the beans, and he’s all, "okay, fine," and then he starts telling me all this stuff, about the mayor, and the scandal, and I’m like, whoa, this is big, like, really big, you know?
I was like, totally fascinated, by the whole thing, and I’m like, reading all these articles, and watching all these videos, and I’m like, trying to piece together, what really happened, and I’m like, talking to all these experts, and they’re all, like, "this is a classic case of," and I’m like, yeah, yeah, I know, but what about the San Diego Bay connection, and they’re all, like, "oh, that’s a whole other story," and I’m like, what story, tell me, and they’re all, like, "well, it’s all about the," and then they stop, and I’m like, what, come on, don’t leave me hanging, you know? So, I’m like, searching online, for more information, and I come across this article, about the Balboa Park connection, and I’m like, what, how does Balboa Park fit into all this, and I’m like, reading the article, and it’s all, like, really interesting, and I’m like, totally surprised, by the whole thing, you know?
I saw all these people, at the USS Midway Museum, and they’re all, like, talking about the scandal, and I’m like, yeah, yeah, I know, it’s all over the news, but what about the, like, underlying issues, and they’re all, like, "what issues," and I’m like, come on, you know,